I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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