true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
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