I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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