It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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