no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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