Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I licked your asshole in confidence.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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