Welp...herpes.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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