It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Just pee around me
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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