She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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