party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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