OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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