whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
im holly from the hills drunk
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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