I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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