...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
He has the fingertips of a God
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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