I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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