sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
he shaved USA in his pubs
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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