somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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