just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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