Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Randomize
