We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
tell me about the fingering
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