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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  where are you?

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  Hypothermia

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• (915): View more from Texas

  Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?

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• (727): View more from Florida

  did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.

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  I don't even know what to say right now

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  .It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity

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• (425): View more from Washington

  His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha

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