"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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