Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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