Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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