Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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