He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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