Buhtt sex?
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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