Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
You dont lie about slip and slides
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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