I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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