Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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