so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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