yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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