So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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