don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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