Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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