and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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