Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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