3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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