never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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