You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Randomize
