This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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