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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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