let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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