All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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