just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I could fuck to npr.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
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