Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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