the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
