We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
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