just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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