Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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