Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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