is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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