So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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