I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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