The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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